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if you deliberately make one too many gay jokes it's gonna read as gay eventually. just like supernatural.

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if cas was tortured and brainwashed and attacked dean, beat him savagely, wrestled him to his knees, bloodied him, angel blade raised, dean wouldn’t fight back. he would gently grab his arm and say “this isn’t you. please. you’re family. I need you.”

and that would be enough to break through to him.

if dean was overcome by an ancient curse to be violent and attacked cas, beat him savagely, threw him across a room, bloodied him, pinned him to the floor, angel blade raised, cas wouldn’t fight back. would gently grab his arm and say “please stop.”

and that would be enough to break through to him.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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it’s so surreal to me that supernatural went on for so long that the final arc of the show was literally the main characters screaming and begging and fighting for freedom and rest from a controlling and obsessive author/god who had been writing their lives up until that point, who simply would not let them die. it went on for so long that it went from being a show where the two leads used phones with antennae and made references to myspace, to being a show where they literally referenced the “sir, this is a wendy’s” meme and dean said “galaxy brained”. it went from being a dark and gritty show shot on film to being a show shot on digital where the saturation was so bright that it looked like a sitcom even at night. after 15 seasons, all the fear and grittiness and tension had been sucked out of the narrative. it devolved from a story about choosing free will over destiny into a story about whether or not having free will is even possible after you’ve discovered that god has personally controlled your whole life. the transformation from “classic kripke era” supernatural into “network controlled never-ending” supernatural was literally played out in the storyline of the show itself. it’s unbelievable.

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oh my gooodddddddddd ~implied~ isn’t canon that’s not how that works please stop letting these people off easy

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

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They were in love here

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SUPERNATURAL 7.20

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so the s12 truth spell case fic i'm writing is going well <3

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it’s about an angel acquiring a dick a gender and a sexuality not necessarily related or in that order and then using all three of those things to plow a kansas hick through a mattress

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i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence