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In recent years of Dr who the doctor generally doesn't use physical violence due to his moral scruples but in 60s who the doctor generally didn't use physical violence bcos he was delegating it to whichever handsome 21 year old boy he was toting around

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i've been giving the matter more thought and i think the key to understanding the Doctor's various granddaughters as a single character type is that they exist on a spectrum of less to more. Susan represents the exact midpoint. perfectly balanced.

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"Barbara, we made it! London 1965!"

Happy 60th Homecoming Ian and Barbara

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everyone look at this picture of Sara Kingdom from dr who OK

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always fascinating in the dr who fandom to encounter someone who has watched the entire show and yet still manages to have just like. clearly wrong opinions.

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i swear no one understands the fifth doctor outside of tumblr. he is not your "nice boyfriend" he is a horrible pastiche of edwardian masculinity seething with barely-repressed rage which challenges the 'passive' in passive-aggressive. the only reason he hasn't punched you is he made a solemn vow to only threaten people with guns in this incarnation

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as always: the fifth doctor is like if a golden retriever learnt to repress its emotions

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When the Fifth Doctor's dying and he says "feels different this time". Like okay dramatic bitch. Name two previous times it's been even remotely the same. One time there was a mysterious mummy man hanging around as an omen of your impending death. One time you were executed by the state.

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transmasc jamie. two finding out and being like, lets get you a testosterone implant from the future, my boy

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Doctor Who episodes that aired on the 3rd of July…

In 1965, The Watcher (the 1st episode of The Time Meddler)

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I think the master probably showed up to Jo Grant's wedding in a paper thing disguise and when asked who he was answered 'oh let's just say I'm... An old friend'. When Jo was like 'i know it's you' he was like 'nooo you don't'

Everyone from UNIT wanted to kick him out but Jo was like no leave him be you'll ruin the reception so they just watched him suspiciously all day waiting for him to start shit but he never did.

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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called “An Unearthly Child” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some cavemen in the forest

My buddy Ian pacing: the Doctor is lying to us

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The "wait I might be asexual" to "idk am I?" to "wait you're supposed to be able to tell the difference between romantic and platonic feelings?" to "I'm aroace" to "I'm aro and I'm not sure about the other one" pipeline

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wigan kebab now that's what you call a butty i've been hearing about the wigan kebab for years and now i'm finally here at the trawlerman one of the best chippies i'm gonna go and try one lets go right mate i've been told to come in and order a wigan kebab but i don't actually know what it is you don't know what a wigan kebab is no butter barm meat and potato pie on you're in 'eaven carbs on carbs on carbs absolutely that's what i like to see d'y'want one yeah go on mate is it a popular dish 40 percent of people come and eat it's quick and good quick and ready and do they call it a wigan kebab or is it a pie barm or what do they ask for wigan kebab wigan kebab wigan kebab class go on then there you are enjoy lad wigan kebab that actually looks class that is sensational that is actually spot on mate i'm just lookin at the menu here so i can get a smack for 40p yeah so what is smack it's well born in wigan smack barm pey wet smack barm pey wet yeah it's a it's a cheap treat for a kid some grown ups get 'em but you're generally looking at 80p you've got some 'ot potater batter on salt n vinegar what's pey wet mate what's pey wet in wigan it's as good as gravy it's the water off the peas you get a few peas in as well yes you know you know it's free just moist your chips up while you smack i think i've got room for a little bit more mate can i get a smack barm pey wet no problem at all get your pey wet there you are man enjoy cheers mate smack barm pey wet gotta be honest the look of this pey wet is knocking me a bit sick it looks fuckin mingin let's see what it's chattin got a hefty dollop of pey wet there and it's actually quite nice there's no pea it's just wet but you can taste the pea a wigan akimbo with a smack barm pey wet and a wigan kebab and i don't know which one i prefer if i'm honest so that's the wigan kebab obviously a lot more meaty and no peas see the smack barm pey wet it's got more of a crunch i'm gonna have to go with the smack barm pey wet i'm sorry to all the wigan kebab lovers but it's gotta be the smack barm pey wet i think i've got room for a little bit more mate babby's yed go on what's a babby's yed steak pudding steak pudding steak pudding well reknown around 'ere our puddings are best and why is it called a babby's yed they favour 'em they've got very similar to look at so when you crack open a babies 'ead that's what it looks like inside yeah well don't don't do it so it's still babby's yed to go i've got to tell you something 'bout that the babby's yed actually comes with chips and gravy stuff as well you're messin' lad ugh three course wigan meal there you go cheers for that babby's yed cause it looks like a babies head and if you crack it now we're talking that's a serious pie that that is a serious puddin' so i've had a wigan kebab a smack barm and a babby's yed i'm officially a wiganer now do you want pey wet on that mate

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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id take anything you’d give me

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Just watched the Doctor Who finale