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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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Most underrated Bingqiu scene? Chapter 19 when SQQ wakes up from the Dream Realm and LBH comes up behind him, covers his eyes, and plays “guess who.”

The whole scene from start to finish is gold. SQQ acting like the brat he is, alternating between nodding and shaking his head when LBH asks if he missed him. LBH showering SQQ with kisses once he admits he really did miss him. “I am only Shizun’s little beast and no one else’s.” LBH massaging SQQ’s back, sneakily finding ways to touch SQQ further. SQQ swatting at the hand playing with his hair and LBH continuing to brush out his hair with his fingers anyway. The innuendo behind “Shizun still doesn’t know how considerate I can be.”

I don’t think there’s another scene MXTX has written that captures this kind of subtle, domestic intimacy. It’s so cozy and warms my heart. LBH takes very good care of his Shizun.

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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

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this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)

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just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

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"Svsss through Binghes POV" do you know how absurd it would be. Binghe would narrate everything in extreme detail except the stuff that's actually plot important

"Woke up holding shizun. His robe had slipped off his shoulder during the night and it made him look extra cute. I begged him to wake up for a while before it was time to start the day... I kissed his forehead and said I'd be right back with breakfast. I used the last of my onion in the scrambled eggs and while they were sizzling on the stove I heard something from shizuns room. I got excited thinking he woke up and ran in.

It was just Liu Qingge broke through my wall to tell me I'm officially Cang Qiong’s enemy or something I beat him up

By the time I got back to the kitchen, the eggs had burnt. I had to start over, but I used the last of my onions on the last batch, so these weren't as tasty. I presented them to shizun and apologized but he refused to eat it (most definitely because the food was so bad and not because he's dead)"

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Was it casual when mu qings name means to yern for affection, and the lian part of Xie lians name kinda sorta means love/affection?

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DOCTOR WHO Lux

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@frog-sentimentalism friend, why would you hide this in the tags?? It’s perfection.

In the SVSSS fandom we don’t talk nearly enough about how in the majority of Bingqiu sex scenes, it’s SQQ who initiates. I think this goes over reader’s heads because he’s an unreliable narrator and whenever he’s describing his sexual encounters, he uses passive language for himself. But if you pay close attention to what’s really happening, he initiates sex 3 out of the 5 times we know about.

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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nothing will ever piss me off more than how the hunger games provided arguably one of the best critiques of fascism, created an eerily realistic oppressive government regime, highlighted how easy it is to pit oppressed people against each other and glamorize human suffering by throwing a weak love story over the top, fleshed out the metaphor of how it's useless for us to fight with each other when the true enemy are the dictators controlling us, etc and what literally every wannabe YA author (and hollywood, but that's a whole other discussion) took from it all was that love triangles are cool

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you're alive, so alive

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Welcome to danmei! We have:

- Guy who’s in love with his pet fish

- Guy whose boyfriend has been dead for 16 years

- Guy whose boyfriend nearly committed genocide

- Guy whose boyfriend actually committed genocide

- Luo Binghe

- Guy who accidentally fell in love with the dude he intended to manipulate into villainy & evil

- And more!

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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Thinking about how badly Luo Binghe botched his own post-Abyss plan.

Luo Binghe: see what I'll do is, I'll unite the warring demon factions and reduce hostilities to the human realm, establish myself as a righteous cultivator and reform one of the most corrupt righteous sects into a noble and admirable place, and calmly and rationally demonstrate to Shizun that I'm not evil and have no wicked intentions and that he has nothing to fear from me!

*Smash cut to Luo Binghe chasing Shen Qingqiu through the streets and force-feeding him his blood within 24 hrs of their reunion*

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I think that one of the most underrated reveals in Scum Villain was that Luo Binghe inherited his big dick toxic alpha male energy from his birth mother, and it actually has nothing to do with his demon side.