when ur a powerful sun goddess in the form of a legendary white wolf rescuing the beautiful land of nippon from an evil eight-headed dragon-beast after being asleep for a hundred years but you see a bird hangin out under a tree
sisko: mr garak it appears the station needs your help once again
garak: [lana del rey voice] who, me? i?? [laughs] why, commander, i couldn’t possibly. i’m just a tailor. a humble tailor. a simple, vapid, gay tailor. i only know about trivial, homosexual things like scarves, textiles, classic literature, mimosas–
sisko: mr garak, how many times do i have to tell you? we don’t HAVE that stereotype in the future anymore!! now, you can either help us stop dr bashirs dragon age 57 mod from 3D printing snakes onto the promenade or i’m having you extradited to breen!!!