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tbh I would literally punch a GrizzCo Worker for no reason

New Splatoon lore just dropped

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Sorry for my rampage during the Undertow Spillway Big Run, I forgot to talk to you. Basically, I was trying to deal with my emotions after everything that happened, I passed out at the moment my boyfriend Cain and my dad, Jacksley came for me.

???: *distant coughing, eyes glowing green, breathing embers*

(an Octoling voice spoke Salmonese in a mysterious way)

The world will fade in red

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Cool, not my problem. Already saved the world once.

Can’t a girl get a break around here?

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My Captain, Arledge did have most of these things, except for the DJ part, and Arledge is a boy. Arledge usually rarely speaks to me but he mostly speaks to Faze, who is Agent 8

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

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it’s always my destruction… It’s a part of my Chaos

”Always the fool with the slowest heart…”

random Spike/Chain drawing with the lyrics of the song “Gilded Lily” by Cults

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Nice, tbh that’s exactly what I am wearing right now

I’m on team Sea because… Literally I live by the salmonid seas

I once again, have my tentacles down again AND NO IT’S NOT BECAUSE OF MY TRUE CHAOTIC FORM, I just basically chose to have them down

tbh I am called SPIKE for a reason

I think I will use my Cometz Octobrush more than the Hoofz Dualie Squelchers in the splatfest but either way I will use both of them

they HATE to see me coming in the jetflame crest hehehe. love the new gear drop, gives me nostalgia for older times when I lived in Inkopolis Square, idolizing Pearl and her chaos. Personally idols ain't my thing anymore, but chaos is the gig!!

Team Land by the way, I'm scared of heights and I've barely been on boats

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Spiro and Spike/Chain hanging out, they’re just close friends not lovers

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THEY ARE BFFS IM SPREADING THE GOSPEL

THIS IS SO CUTE.

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Idk should I do DOOM Mode in Shadow the Salmon-Octoling Generations

freaking hate Sailfish Unleashed proceeds to play it again

yeah I'm stuck in this game but its been plaguing my mind for no reason so I just have to. I hate that I have to deal with the Sqwii version, the controls are jank and my shaky hands can never get it right.

sorry for the rant I just really hate the final area of this game.

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Hey I’m an Octoling… tbh I’m accepted

Happy Octo Acceptance day! I worked with trading with them for awhile. Anyway be respectful and don’t be weird about it if you know any octos from the domes. Not everyone had the stereotypical life and those who did often get uncomfortable by random questions!!

Byeee

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I remember it all…

Some drawings I did

First drawing is a breaking news article about what happened to Spike/Chain during the Undertow Spillway Big Run

BTW HAPPY FATHER’S DAY I ONCE AGAIN DREW SPIKE/CHAIN WITH HIS FATHER JACKSLEY IN THE SECOND PICTURE, byw this is the aftermath of the last picture

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I think I must’ve seen someone shine a light on me when one person alone at the job saw me in my True Chaotic Form

One player left.

POV: You’re the last remaining worker in your squad and the local cryptid-legend locks eyes with you

Lost footage version under the cut (glitch/eyestrain warning):

Recovered from a worker’s headset at the site

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Hey, Spike/Chain here, still recovering from my True Chaotic Form rampage during the Undertow Spillway Big Run… I hope everyone of you are alright… The skies are blue now… The Big Run is over

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Cod… my body isn’t acting right…. My mind is going haywire… If you see me in a form like this… do not fight me… I will only fight back if you do…

( In Salmonese)

GRIZZCO WILL DIE

(in Inklish)

please stay safe

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I realize I’m pansexual

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So yeah Me and Cain basically got new weapons from Ammo Knights. Cain got the Stickerz Splatana Stamper while I have the Cometz Octobrush and the Hoofz Dualie Squelchers. We did take some poses with our weapons at Urchin Underpass.

Yeah I could get used to this

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A fellow Dualie Squelchers main I see…

sorry for the absence!!! im getting back on the grind starting tomorrow. for now, have my boy's reference sheet. more will come as theyre done :]

I have so many thoughts on how these silly inkfish work so. yeah. if yall wanna hear about that

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Tbh I main the Cometz Octobrush and the Hoofz Dualie Squelchers now. (The Hoofz Dualie Squelchers kinda felt a bit meh due to the splattercolor screen but who cares I like Dualie Squelchers). the Cometz Octobrush also felt nice (If it means by turning to a Kraken). Also I bought the Jet Squelcher COB-R and I liked it since it feels like the Dualie Squelchers (except it’s a shooter not a Dualie, and I can’t dodge roll with it) but with Splashdown

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