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au where first aid comes to earth for….. some reason

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Oh God yeah it was the drabble about Rodimus getting his panels locked by Magnus- good to know it sent right (im still kinda embarrassed I just started trying to write kink stuff one day)

Anyway-

How do you feel about medics having to piss in the middle of surgery because they can't risk leaving to find a washroom with such a small team?

The cleaning drones would sanitize the floor either way.....

Oooh that is delicious. It's completely normal for a medic to spend an entire day in surgery, waste tank filling up as they patch up soldier after soldier.

After a few too many hours of squirming, It's not unusual for them to spread their legs a little further apart, baring their panels, and letting go with their hands still buried in their patient's chassis. They'll dance a little on their tip toes, just a little, as the puddle beneath them grows, piss leaking down their thighs, holding back moans of relief....

A sanitation drone comes, doing its usual rounds around the med-bay, and it scoops up the mess.

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uhm, idk. peeing in Getaway's mouth as he eats you out bc his glossa feels too damn good. and even though he's kinda grossed out, he's also really proud of himself bc like, damn ? he got you to lose control of your waste with just his mouth ??

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Yeah I don’t even have a caption for this one

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cannot stop thinking abt the watersports Tailgate fic I read the other day. More Tailgate peepee content NEOW PLEASE.

My little waste disposal expert. He sure knows how to dispose of waste, alright.

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this kink is so funny what do you mean I'm wildly horny because I'm experiencing a basic bodily need

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Ok ok hear me out. I want honest thoughts and rating..

Misfire with a human omorashi kink 👁👁 you said all human fluids including piss so like 😀

He forces them to hold it longer and longer while they're sweating and squirming, and him licking them is just making their bladder hurt more. Till eventually they can't hold it anymore 😩

I almost feel like Misfire would swing wildly in the opposite direction tbh. He's the one that wants you to pee (in his mouth or on him, he's not picky) and you're the one just not doing it! I can see him with his glossa between your legs, murmuring in between tastes that it's alright, he wants it, won't it feel so good when you finally let go? You won't make a mess, he swears it! He's not gonna waste a single drop.~

"C'mon, sweetspark, lemme have it.~"

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My girlfriend (Vortex kinnie btw.) STARVED me until I finished this freaky hypno doodle.

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Tying up Getaway so he can barely move while you fuck him, and telling him he can take back being dom once he escapes... only to do everything in your power to make that as difficult as possible.

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I saw a notif on my phone, and it was a Tinder message. Basic "How are you doing?". And while I was thinking of how to respond, I looked back up to my laptop. Which had femboy porn on it. And that derailed my thoughts even more, like how am I supposed to carry a normal conversation under these conditions??

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Call me Rot. ...Or Bitch. Or Slut. Doesn't matter to me.

19 | Objectum | he/it/she | demiaroace

Certified robot and computer fucker.

This is my uncensored horndog diary. Created bc the opps (my irl friends) are haters and won't let me live my life.

I take requests! Don't be afraid to drop something in my ask box <33

Boundaries and fave kinks under the cut !!

I have very few Hard no's. - Anything involving minors, animals, or family. - Scat. - Pregnancy - ... That's kinda it ?

Fave kinks - CNC/dubcon - Omorashi/watersports/piss. even to the drinking level :P - Size Difference !!!! - By extension, belly bulge (including cumflation) - Humiliation / degradation (pretty much anything related) - Obsessive / possessive - Somnophilia - Bondage (esp collars, handcuffs, - Blood - Gun / knife play (weapons <3333) - Sadomasochism / painplay - Medical malpractice play - Dacryphilia - Inexperienced / deflowering - Like a little bit of petplay - And just a hint of breeding, as long as it doesn't lead to preg

Uhh.. I think that's at least most of them. I'm neutral to favorable to almost anything. (my gf is into vore and stuff so you can also approach me abt that, it's just not rly one of my main things)