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Tailgate so cute.

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Somewhat old, messy doodle from... February ? But uh,,, First Aid boobs.

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I would sell my soul for a bit of Prowl gun play if that's your thing

He’s cleaning it 😇

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God i always,ALWAYS,think of ratchet having a thicc spike,even if he was human(i also fully agree on chubby human ratchet btw so imagine him fucking you missionary position and the one thing you cannot stop looking it's he's chubby belly while he just fucks you like damm) ,and I think it would be a bit average, I guess,I have been thinking of a thought of him human,that he's dick is originally small but then he takes pills to get bigger,just for he's mate.

And to the conclusion, I am very curious if you would ever do a dick size tfp headcanon,I NEED TF VALVEPLUG WRITERS TO DO THIS, a dick size headcanon ,or even pls valveplug artistes,A DICK SIZE CHART FOR US PLSSSSS

i am a full believer of ratchet with a short thick spike (tbh I find transformers with small spikes even hotter). And the chubby humanformer???? Even hotter…. i love fat/chubby tummies

and if you’re looking for a good (and very accurate) resource for tf spike sizes (plus transfluid measurements), i highly recommend @image-thot !

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and a wireplay version of the last post :)!

oomf and i came up with a headcanon that he has escape subroutines programmed in that make him averse to a lot of intimacy (being pinned, bondage, etc). so in order to train him out of it he’s put in restraints that tug on the goon cables every time he resists haha

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Entertaining himself

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yeah !! touch that minibot inappropriately !!!! he's gotta be so good with his hands, being an escapologist and all.

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There's a panels wide open version on my new twt.

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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au where first aid comes to earth for….. some reason

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Oh God yeah it was the drabble about Rodimus getting his panels locked by Magnus- good to know it sent right (im still kinda embarrassed I just started trying to write kink stuff one day)

Anyway-

How do you feel about medics having to piss in the middle of surgery because they can't risk leaving to find a washroom with such a small team?

The cleaning drones would sanitize the floor either way.....

Oooh that is delicious. It's completely normal for a medic to spend an entire day in surgery, waste tank filling up as they patch up soldier after soldier.

After a few too many hours of squirming, It's not unusual for them to spread their legs a little further apart, baring their panels, and letting go with their hands still buried in their patient's chassis. They'll dance a little on their tip toes, just a little, as the puddle beneath them grows, piss leaking down their thighs, holding back moans of relief....

A sanitation drone comes, doing its usual rounds around the med-bay, and it scoops up the mess.

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uhm, idk. peeing in Getaway's mouth as he eats you out bc his glossa feels too damn good. and even though he's kinda grossed out, he's also really proud of himself bc like, damn ? he got you to lose control of your waste with just his mouth ??

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Yeah I don’t even have a caption for this one

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cannot stop thinking abt the watersports Tailgate fic I read the other day. More Tailgate peepee content NEOW PLEASE.

My little waste disposal expert. He sure knows how to dispose of waste, alright.

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this kink is so funny what do you mean I'm wildly horny because I'm experiencing a basic bodily need

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Ok ok hear me out. I want honest thoughts and rating..

Misfire with a human omorashi kink 👁👁 you said all human fluids including piss so like 😀

He forces them to hold it longer and longer while they're sweating and squirming, and him licking them is just making their bladder hurt more. Till eventually they can't hold it anymore 😩

I almost feel like Misfire would swing wildly in the opposite direction tbh. He's the one that wants you to pee (in his mouth or on him, he's not picky) and you're the one just not doing it! I can see him with his glossa between your legs, murmuring in between tastes that it's alright, he wants it, won't it feel so good when you finally let go? You won't make a mess, he swears it! He's not gonna waste a single drop.~

"C'mon, sweetspark, lemme have it.~"

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My girlfriend (Vortex kinnie btw.) STARVED me until I finished this freaky hypno doodle.