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there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists
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More Yuuka! I love taking photos and videos in this lighting!
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"My Secret Life, chapter three." (Story from the previous chapter.) I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph. ...A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driver's license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit. I instantly pointed to my wife and said, "I'm in a hurry, my wife is in labor." Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped he'd let me go with this excuse. "Oh, since it's an emergency. I'll lead you to the hospital with my police car," he said. "No, it's not necessary." "Why not?" asked the officer. "Uh... well..." "Let's get going," said the officer... "No, no! We can't! This baby is a demon child!"
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saw a cool bug and chased it around to get a photo. found out later it was a velvet ant aka the cow-killer wasp. i'm embarrassed about almost winning a darwin award but i'm more embarrassed i didn't get a better shot...
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Moth Of The Day #155
Cabbage Tree Emperor Moth
Bunaea alcinoe
From the saturniidae family. They have a wingspan of 110-160 mm. They can be found in Africa. Their wings are covered in microscopic scales which allow for the absorbotion of echolocation sounds from bats, their primary predator.
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First time I've seen a mantis go into full threat mode
Chinese mantis (Tenodera sinensis)
August 29, 2023
Southeastern Pennsylvania
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