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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

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my tattoo finally healed up

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING

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if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

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there should be creatures that only exist at night. they should be made of shadow and, if possible, evil itself. and they should be impossible to defeat!

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many women dont seem 2 realize that being 'pretty' isnt mandatory in life

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2025-07-06

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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no dude you gotta come to the show, it’s for the trans community. Puppygirl Kill Shelter is playing. DJ femboy asphyxiator is gonna be there. A Series of Miss. Fortunate events is gonna perform. The bassist from How it’s Maid said she’s gonna play topless. I hear Twink Chunks is gonna do a secret set in the parking lot. I hear Reel Big Fishnets is gonna host an armpit smelling contest

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they never teach you about this at school. but it's true!

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Doglet Machine (2025)

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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5 pm: i really should hang myself

9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram

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back on the path of the wolf