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Id appreciate the punniness more if it didnt have a weird undertone of trying to uproot everything tomska did as showrunner for no reason

BIG news eddsworld fandom I've had my greatest vision yet

Better yet its been officially sanctioned by mr lobster himself

Now its YOUR turn eddsworld fandom ! Spread ! The ! Word !!

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finally I can respond to clown commentary in the replies directly now instead of having to screenshot it.

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One of these days your gonna have to make a real decision on your own instead of handing it off to a bunch of fourteen year olds like you did with the modding on your server, turtle. one poll or two polls it's not gonna mean anything, considering the only people who'd see them are either one or two hatewatchers or your super loyal fans who would obviously push for you remaking the blog just do what youre already planning on doing and draw the blorbos or whatever makes you happy, but enough with the crying on the floor for sympathy and "im sorry you feel that way about me, did you know it hurts my feelings that i hurt your feelings" guilttrips

Know that if we come back, we are gonna have to start from the beginning with the lore. Things were… messy from where we left off. Things were disorganized and the tension built till everything just popped. Communication was poor, I was drowning in college and friendships well, some stayed and some didn’t. It was all on me in the end, and I take full responsibility.

But this blog really made me happy back then, especially with how fun it was and how much it made you all smile and laugh. I don’t want that period of my life to be remembered as sour and awful. So… I’m considering starting it up again! I will be taking the reins again to the blog once more! I’m now graduated, out of college, and now live in a lovely new house. Things are finally stable for me <:)

That being said if we DO come back, a lot of old ocs might not return, like Dude, Mud, etc. I don’t want to use the ocs of artists without their express permission. Don’t worry though I’ll be doing a simple reintroduction of all the clones that are available.

I’m not sure how the community feels or thinks about me, but I just miss drawing these blorbos again. If you have any beef with me, message me and I will be more than happy to make amends or clear up any questions you may have.

This will all depend on how this poll goes though, let me know your thoughts!

addendum: As it has come to my attention that someone is making alternative accounts to sabotage the vote, I will be taking this poll in stride and make my own decision once it ends. Not based on the results.

- mod turtle

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THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED

REST IN PISS YOU FUCKS

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Every year larsson gets a new wave of terminally online stalkers obsessed with a 4 year span of his life in the mid 2000s who are all terrifyingly unselfaware of how creepy their constant mulling over of ancient dead comments on dead accounts on dead websites is. i do not envy the guy

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Ive seen people being passionate about the polls and that was fine, those people are the ones that are making art and comically screaming about losing or whatever. this shit is just being a bad sport. Joke or not saying youre going to kill yourself over a tumblr poll and 'fuck your fave hes a piece of shit' type bitter comments ruins the mood and spoils other peoples time. multiple people besides me have expressed discomfort about behavior like this including the person running the damn poll. no excuse, not sorry.

Tumblr poll brackets are supposed to be fun what is wrong with you people.

Here's a tip to decide if you should reel in a joke or comment made in public: imagine taking a walk to your nearest grocery store and telling the underpaid cashier scanning some shit you bought exactly what you said here verbatim as small talk. If youd feel awkward doing that then dont fucking say it to a bunch of people that arent your friends where everyone can read it

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Tumblr poll brackets are supposed to be fun what is wrong with you people.

Here's a tip to decide if you should reel in a joke or comment made in public: imagine taking a walk to your nearest grocery store and telling the underpaid cashier scanning some shit you bought exactly what you said here verbatim as small talk. If youd feel awkward doing that then dont fucking say it to a bunch of people that arent your friends where everyone can read it

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'spoiler alert' but Beyond officially only has two jokes and they suck. we get it, you hate ships and all of your fans. can you try being actually funny instead of elbowing the fanbase in the kidneys every two minutes

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Hey can yall sending death threats and other weird shit to people with harmless fetishes try to redirect that energy towards the fucking weirdo (insinirate) in the fandom that draws fuckshit fetish pics of tord raping his teenage self at gunpoint and lies to people about making shit like that to get commissions maybe?

i just think thatd be a way better use of time and energy if youre not gonna just stop sending people death threats entirely

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Anyways legacy was good. they did their best with that one even if it kinda fell apart near the ass of things. Cant really complain about classic because it kicked off the rest and its got that 2000s teenager shitstain cartoon charm to it, but it is so hard to find anything redeemable about beyond at all. it is a sad note for this franchise to go out on. Fuck beyond and a good chunk of the higher up staff

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this is why we dont bring back old ableist jokes from 2007 and repeat them in modern day bruv.. can we see how this is doing genuine harm and influencing peoples perception of people with mental illnesses specifically those with psychotic disorders. this and some of the comments going so far as to say he would “maul a child in this state” and outright using the word “insane” to describe this state of mind or saying that its a Cool Character Trait.. like no. Can we leave this behind please this shit is not cute or funny 😐

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If youve ever sent someone hate mail over buying a bootleg plushie there wasnt even an official version of for 15 years idk what to tell you besides touching grass is not gonna save you anymore

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UNPOPULAR EDDSWORLD OPINION COMING THROUGH!: Dan kinda sucks. He's not funny (but neither is Beyond so if I'm being honest he fits perfectly within the universe lel), Shoe has more personality than him, he looks like a TikTok thirst trap that uses his looks to get teenage girls to cancel his haters (I HIGHLY doubt he was designed that way ironically). Maybe I'm digging way into a one-off character that only has ONE comic, but he has potential to blossom into a interesting character in the future

You one hundred percent are digging way too into a one-off character that only has one comic yes

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Dont get me wrong, the comic today is cool and all. But I cant feel good about it because it feels very back handed to the fandom. Like once again, harg/Reeves is mocking us.

It literally does say "Not canon" at the top and how it's written also feels like a slap. A "hehe they'll never get what they want." With all the statements Matt has said about the fandom, the comic today felt targeted.

So make him regret it. Make him regret that he approved of this and see the fandom is spirited and happy over a popular ship being drawn. You cant fucking post that comic with a cocky smirk and then laugh at the fandom being happy about it. You fuck. Celebrate it and shove that mother fucker into the dirt that he dare mock the fandom in such a way.

Celebrate tom/matt being drawn! But dont forget hes not doing it for you!

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Literally what valid reason. hes a background character. this hypothetical person youve invented is basically a hater for a painted rock with googly eyes. He has zero personality traits besides being vaguely nervous. If somebody wants him dead for any reason besides that it's projection and the specific example that he was being a creep just flat out sucks.

Jokes can just not be good??? Something being a joke does not absolve it from sucking or having a terrible impact. You can't just ignore away every controversial PR moment. The man has been ableist before and according to other reblogs his moderation staff has a bizarre stance on homophobia so i don't have a lot of hope that he was being unbiased about Dan. At the very least for me personally every stupid thing he does is a reminder to not give him money.

Anybody else getting really fucking bad energy from the fact that Matt ok'd Honey and Future Edd as a ship to the point of letting a bobs burgers shitpost about them go up on the official tiktok but the second a named black guy gets flirted with by Ell he suddenly 'jokes' about canonizing just this one comic to say Dan fucking died on his way home?

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Hello? PLEASE correct me if im wrong but did you just imply in the tags that wanting Dan canonically dead is justified because he was being some kind of pervert??? The man was shyly reciprocating what he pretty reasonably figured was flirting. That was the entire comic.

Anybody else getting really fucking bad energy from the fact that Matt ok'd Honey and Future Edd as a ship to the point of letting a bobs burgers shitpost about them go up on the official tiktok but the second a named black guy gets flirted with by Ell he suddenly 'jokes' about canonizing just this one comic to say Dan fucking died on his way home?

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WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

Im gonna guess this is about the last post because of the lack of context so here you go

on what planet would this have been a good move