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I think my life would be a lot more enjoyable if I could experience the need to shower as a physical urge like being hungry or needing to pee. So instead of sitting here like "eugh I know that I probably should, but I don't want to get up, uuuuuugh", I could just get pressured by a compelling need to go in the shower that I can't ignore, and can't focus on anything until I've finally given in and taken the damn shower.

And just stepping in and turning the water on would be a blissful instant relief like ohh fuck yeah that's good, this is precisely what I needed.

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Trender what's your opinion on Bayonetta?

DIVA! —🛍️

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Cross the threshold

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People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

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Let’s block a parking space with mama

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they rejected this design because it was too powerful 😔🥀

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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This is just how they always talk to eachother as far as I'm concerned

Original meme under the cut

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Is this anything

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Meguca

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lets be heavily armored with mama