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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

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what can we do to halt the proliferation of people thinking the word is “casted” bc i can’t take it much longer

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i've made this post before but those posts that are like "i hope claudia haunts those 3 horrible fags forever!!! lestat armand and LOUIS!!" are so crazy stupid like first of all louis is not her abuser but second of all u could say that the entirety of the tv show "interview with the vampire" is predicated on the fact that claudia haunts louis forever .

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

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Even tho its 2024 we are all still really cool for being tumblr girls. Ill say it

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they should invent a service industry job that doesn’t hurt your feet and knees or give you back pain and stress headaches or make you so tired that your days off become recovery days instead of free time and you don’t get exploited or overworked for profit

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if you post about dashcon today you get an extra 10 years in the ballpit

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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

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