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the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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in the 1590s, straight up “fausting” it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. my bargain.

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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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Aubert de Dinan, Art Nouveau Fashion sketch, Dinner dress Indoor toilette, Les Modes, March 1913.

Dinner dress: decollete gown with & trained tunic cut to reveal a decorative under-skirt. An indoor dress with a fur-trimmed coatee.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

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fucked up to me that some people dont let their pets on the furniture. you have this little guy in your house and youre not gonna let them sit on the couch with you? no kitty on the bed? incomprehensible.

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if I’m listening to hozier and you autoplay noah kahan I should be allowed to kill you with a gun

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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iwtv season 7: modern day louis and lestat get legally gay married and then divorce by the season finale

iwtv season 8: lestat finds out louis never officially filed the papers to finalize the divorce despite being the one to start the process. he finds this very sexy and they get back together. season finale lestat finalizes the divorce

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

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i am convinced gwyneth paltrow would’ve thrived in the victorian era like she 100% would have been into eating mummies for ‘health benefits’, selling women arsenic wafers, and giving herself tuberculosis for the aesthetic

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on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information