Maisie Emily Honeycomb 🐇 -> 🐰(26) My icon: the Cresselia full-art from Spacetime Smackdown :]
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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀
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getting crazy sexually aroused at the thought of sending 100 of my bravest warriors on a suicide mission. i dont even really care what theyre doing out there
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“I’ll never talk” ok that’s cool. didn’t really expect you to. I’m not gonna torture you for information—I have an elaborate espionage network for that. everyone knows torture is an unreliable means of extracting information and anything obtained from it is not to be trusted. I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all the torture science. if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s the foolish notion that torture serves a practical purpose. no, my torture dungeon exists for good, clean fun. it’s all about the love of the game. strap ’em to the rack, boys!
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just saw the perforated baton rope making demonstration video for the first time and i 😲
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I have "overwaiting" where ive been waiting 4 hours for this appointment and 20 hours for my wede and my head starting to hurt

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Mediterranean false widow, Steatoda paykulliana, Theridiidae
Photographed in Syria by ali__ali
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small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me
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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
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I had this cutout in my house for years cause my wife just picked it up from the burger king and noone said anything
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words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box
#conceptually i love it but getting in there activates my flight instinct i just rush thru#unresolved shower issues
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