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.... I surely contribute greatly to the Magnus Archives Fandom.

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@entities-of-posts doodles ft. @adamdropp @spinning-head-of-cabbage

text : cabbage: hahaha...why...why was it you? why was it not me? mica: ? c: ah...it's nothing...ahaha....

(the door doodle says "I AM GAY") if they could've spoken to the one chosen over them, despite doing Fuck All compared to cabbage themselves, i wonder what they would've said.

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the outfit you’re wearing rn is what you’re wearing when an angel possesses you to do the lords work but instead falls in gay love with a hunter and wears that outfit for the next 15 years, what are you wearing?

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Uh, ah, shoot I don't know who to tag, so uhh, open tag!

hey, do my quiz lol

https://uquiz.com/5feQmp

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“who cares if it was real or not? i was happy.”

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[@entities-of-posts animatic ;

↳ ILLUST :: miicachii

↳ COVER :: dongdang

↳ ORIGINAL SONG :: takahiro obata]

thank you for watching! <3

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No no no, I assure you that my recent interest in the hobby of bookbinding has ABSOLUTELY no connection to any audiodrama that I've listened to recently, why do you ask

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https://uquiz.com/quiz/ORZH08?p=2571220

i made this for all the amazing people here on tumblr dot com

especially my weird ass mutuals whom i love

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System ask game!! Cause apparently one I’ve seen go around a few blogs I follow is anti-endo (gross). Questions like favorite songs or favorite colors don’t have to include every alter (especially if you have a lot), you can just go on frequent fronters

💭 - If you have one, what does your headspace look like? Can either be in detail or just a simple answer!

🏳‍🌈 How many of your alters are lgbtqia+/mogai/liom?

🎤 What is everyone’s favorite songs?

💖 Any romantic relationships within the system?

📚 How many introjects are in your system?

🧸 Do you have any littles/middles in your system?

📛 What is your collective name(s) and pronouns?

✨ Are you an introject heavy system?

🔥 Which alters are the most chaotic?

🌺 What is everyone’s aesthetic?

👀 What is everyone currently hyperfixated on?

👨 Who is the oldest?

🦌 Any non-humans in your system?

🎨 Favorite colors?

🧠 Is your system neurodivergent?

🍴 Favorite foods?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Are there any people you know irl aware that you’re a system?

🎁 Comfort items?

👨‍🦽 Is the body physically disabled?

🤔 Are you monoconscious?

🌻 What is the most common role in your system?

❓ What source do you have the most introjects from?

🎶 Do you have any songtives?

💅 Has any alter ever made a change to the body without asking the others? (eg. cut the hair, put on nail polish)

💵 Has any little/middle spent money on tons of toys without permission while in front?

😂 Any funny stories related to your plurality?

🌻 Favorite seasons?

🌷 Favorite flowers?

🕗 Who are the most frequent fronters?

💌 Do any alters have their own blogs?

👨‍💼 Who is the most responsible?

🎫 Favorite movie(s)?

🤦‍♀️ Any OCs that accidentally became introjects?

🤨 Any introjects from an obscure source?

🎮 Favorite video game(s)?

🃏 Wild card! Asker can ask any question

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Here. A friend to a friend. :)

YOOOOOOO A SMALL FRIEND!

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[Cabbage lets out a chuckle at the first comment] Of course! You're always welcome!

[They tap their hand against their knee, a Door quickly forming in front of the pair, faster than any of the other Doors Marshall has seen before. They walk inside and it's their bedroom, theoretically attached to the Archives]

[It looks the same as it did last time, and with a swish of their hand the desk and chair that are underneath the bed get pushed, as if on a waterwheel, into the wall, and are replaced by a bed that comes up from the floor, turning the lofted space into a bunk bed]

Got a preference of top or bottom bunk?

{continued}

[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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Have a wonderful evening! [Cabbage follows after, giving a bow to Craig and the receptionist]

Well, that was an interesting event! You look much happier outside now

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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Sounds like a plan!

[They try to catch Craig's attention, and when they do, they perform a little magic trick. They hold the keys in one hand, and then the other hand passes in front of them, when it passes the keys are gone. Cabbage then points at Craig, and then at their right hip pocket, trying to convey that the keys are no in Craig's pocket]

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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[Cabbage walks over to Marshall once the receptionist says they can go, spinning Craig's key ring on their finger]

I'll go retrieve his car and bring it to the parking lot, and then we can leave if you'd want? You don't seem very comfortable with these people

[They walk out the door to the parking lot, finding a space away from lots of cameras, setting up a Door and then go back to the alleyway and to Craig's car, and then making a connecting Door and driving the car right into the parking lot and going back to sit next to Marshall in the reception area]

Right, car's parked!

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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[Cabbage takes ahold of the handles of Craig's chair, steering him towards the front desk]

Good... [Cabbage takes a glance at their wrist, and then pulling up their sleeve to look at the several watches on their arm] evening madam! I've got a bit of an odd delivery for ya. Y'see, this man here accidentally shot himself in the foot, and I do believe he needs some medical attention.

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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[Cabbage pushes Craig's chair through the Door, and they continue into the alley next to the clinic as if they hadn't travelled any distance at all]

See! That wasn't so bad, now was it?

[Cabbage's hair looks like it's been drained of it's colour, the only thing off about them being their white eyes, in order to appear more "normal" and less traceable]

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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Sounds good!

[They produce a Door, looking like a shimmering square of air wide enough for the wheelchair to get through]

Ta-da! Are you alright if I push you through? I wouldn't want you to get lost in there.

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]

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Right. [They reach a hand into their other sleeve, pulling a roll of gauze out like a magician with scarves, and then work on wrapping the foot as best as they can] Oh that's right, my name is Cabbage, it's grand to meet you, even if it is in such an odd way

[Once they're done, they work on setting up a Door to the required location, in an alley just outside. The arm chair is now a hospital style wheelchair, making it easier to roll Craig once they get there]

Right, that does beg a question, however. What do we tell the front desk? [This part is directed towards Marshall]

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[Craig is not having a good night. Firstly, he has shot himself in the foot very literally. He is positive that it got one of his toes. And he has shot himself in the foot metaphorically as he is obviously in the presents of two magicians. Escaping their bonds, transforming his gun, creating things that weren’t there before…This might as well happen. Craig allows himself to be helped onto the armchair, and watches the two with weary eyes.]