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When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

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do teens still go to malls in cosplay?? i haven’t seen any 14 year olds gallivanting around dressed like anime characters in a while. i miss them. come back. i need to know that at least SOMEONE is still having fun

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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

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Marvel au where everything is the same except steve rogers is replaced by shaggy rogers

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worst trope is a super smart character being like “love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions” so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

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so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

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*goes back in time and prevents andrew hussie’s birth*

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i make 1 typing error

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How To Stop Being Jealous Of People Who Get All The Opportunities That My Trauma And Mental Illness Denied Me

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official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

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every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if y’all don’t want my posts than what do you want

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so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

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when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

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It’s been 500 years but I actually logged into this account again!

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Started SAO today and I have a question WHY NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS PRECIOUS GUY Seriously Klein is just so lovely and kind!

Love him so much that i’ve already doodled him with promarkers/Brushmarkers ^w^

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ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]