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I got you, motherfucker

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I got you, motherfucker

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i say this wholeheartedly and with no exaggeration: mark hoffman

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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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did anyone ever think of making a dracula movie that's true to the book

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???

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director james wan with cast members tobin bell and michael emerson on the set of “saw” (2004)

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Top Sluttiest, Horniest Things Mark Hoffman Ever Did (in no particular order):

-Wearing that black and gray suit combo with nitrile gloves (that’s a personal point but I’m right)

-That weird double take he did at Strahm when he first saw him

-Binding and gagging himself into a fake trap while pretending to struggle (with cleavage out) (bonus point: his boobs jiggled when he flinched)

-Having that strip of Back Sweat™️

-Having rolled up sleeves, suspenders, and a cunty look on his face while lying to Art Blank about Rigg instigating a physical altercation

-Having a weird waddle run up and down stairs (it’s because of his hips… he built that way)

-Having ass in full view during the Jill Tuck interrogation tape

-Getting bound to a chair (again) with a shotgun positioned between his thighs (bonus point: totally was willing to get his head blown off)

-Pretending to struggle in a *different* trap that absolutely did cut him up while giving Strahm a full body look over

-That little flinch and smile when Amanda tried to startle him

-That whole lip-biting expression after listening to the audio of his recent trap participants

-That cunty way he was talking to Pamela Jenkins in the hospital

-Absolutely squirming and struggling while bound to a chair (AGAIN AGAIN) and in a reverse bear trap… then tearing his face open anyway

-Sewing his own fucked up face closed… and inevitably having a cute little cheek scar (-1 point could be grosser)

-Both the whole “How do I look?” and throwing Jill Tuck over his shoulder (I will not elaborate)

-Killing white supremacists

-Getting pig attacked and hit with Dr. Gordon’s cane

-Dying in a bathroom

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inspired by sawtwt

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A belated birthday piece in honor of Tobin Bell’s 83rd. Everyone say happy birthday Peepaw Jigsaw!

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you know i made a post a while ago about it but one of my big hangups with fictional serial killers is always gonna be transportation. like when john tranqs hoffman in that elevator and manages offscreen to not only drag him out of it but presumably move him all the way to a car, LIFT him into said car, haul his ass into the warehouse and lift him once again into the shotgun chair

since this is all happening in strahm’s hyperintuition-induced out of body flashbacks i’m gonna use his weight comparisons. john is what, 170? 160? actively dying of cancer and at the time undergoing radiation treatments. hoffman is at least 240lbs of pure guilt and misery. 250 if you count the rack on him. no way he could have moved him so far himself. it’s almost like.. there must have been.. a third set of hands involved..

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no but like i want the shotgun chair scene strictly from john's perspective like from the elevator to the end of it. like what was he thinkingggg

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Some misc. Hoffmans yet again for more detailed and painterly styling practice. (I have @rogozaurus and @minilev to thank for inspiring me to get better. If you’re not following them and checking out their art you should be.)

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Pride doodles and Saw ship scenes recreated by Kuromi and Melody. Idk man.

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By moderate demand (all five of you) I finally have the booby mousepad design. Yes I’ll sell them if that’s something people even wanna buy 😅

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John thought booking them on a flight together would help them bond. Mandy bolted awake and slapped him in the mouth as soon as he started snoring.