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Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden
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Fingering the seeds out of this jalape帽o was so erotic i need to go beat off
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I dunno, bawss. Maybe he escaped from da palm of da Buddha or somethin'.
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big fan of the costume story. Get his ass
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never underestimate how much a "鈽濓笍" can add to a sentence
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Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
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So funny how there was so much speculation on silksong development struggles and it turns out there were no struggles, team cherry had actually reached a state of game development nirvana where they were no longer pestered by earthly desires such as releasing the game
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the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.
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Composing a "It's okay to leave a cult. You don't need to be embarrassed" style post for crying Gaylor theorists
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hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:
you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise
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