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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant
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I went to your moms house and your mom was there
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itโs so sad that all shy people go to hell when they die :(
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
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inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
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i hate people who know highways. โiโm heading south on I-65โ okay man. iโm moving my rook to c2
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