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sourdough rolls… IM FINE OKAY. IGNORE THE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SOURDOUGH ROLLS ARE SOAKED IN TEARS IM FINE
SOMEBODY HOLD ME IM NOT OK /POS
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OH MY GOD HES FULL OF JOY AND WHIMSY!!! HES SO HAPPY!!! HES HAS SOURDOUGH ROLLS!!!
SOMEBODY HOLD ME IM NOT OK /POS
#IM NOT OK I NEED TO GO BATSHIT RIGHT NOW#IM WILD IM UNCHAINED IM CLAWING AT THE BARS OD MY ENCLOSURE#i was smiling and looking so giddy as i listened and my dad looked at me like i was a lunatic#my family prolly thinks i got some secret boyfriend or smth and im talking to them. nope i just have a little guy in a podcast
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SOMEBODY HOLD ME IM NOT OK /POS
#IM. GOING INSANE. FUCK. MY GOD. THIS IS INSANE. DONT MAKE ME DEAL WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE ALONE#I CANT TELL MY WIFE ITS SPOILER BUT LIKE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#SHAKING SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING SHITTING THROWING UP THE HE!!! THE HE!!!#randomrambles
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when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.
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5th dimensional superbeings doin this shit to me
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have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother
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this beast wants access to the small wet room so bad
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever
for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:
https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]
remove the [brackets] when using it!
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Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.
Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.
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