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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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This will never NOT be funny

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capturing me instead of just killing me is a really stupid idea. you basically just let me into your camp dumbass as soon as i escape i’ll get all of your secret information and-hey. hey. don’t touch me there. hey. what are you doing. stop that. hey. you can’t do that. fucking stop it. please stop. stop. stop

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(incestually) happy fathers day

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You wan me so bad it makes you look like a sexual predator

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i need to be the center of an orgy where everyone is deeply and hopelessly in love with me

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teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

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sighhh

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when youre trying to fuck her doggystyle but her big ass tail keeps fucking whacking you in the face as she wags

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A scientific diagram

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The Art Of Production: Floating Points

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HII may you drop the gif borders you used please? thanks!

rentry(steam) gif borders ♡/rb if saved

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WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

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problematic weed tolerance gap

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not enough petplay is big lazy dog that waits at your feet to be petted or snuggled whenever youre finished with your job or work or whatever. and im the dog and you pet me and let me bury your face between your thighs or against your leg or your neck or anywhere as long as i can hide against you