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SPIT TAKES
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Or “Shit my wife says”
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spit-takes-by-h · 3 months ago
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Trump holding up his signed Presidential Decrees looks like he’s holding up a menu from the Mar a Lago restaurant. #Drumpf #theimmigrant #incurious #dangerosuorangutang
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spit-takes-by-h · 5 months ago
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“What did you say today that was really funny?”
“Ohh. . . Hmm … I don’t know. I’m going to have to start making notes. You said something today that was funny.”
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spit-takes-by-h · 1 year ago
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Thoughts on an Oprah’s Book Club novel about a family cursed with “a condition” that claims a member each generation by drowning. “Learn to swim.”
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spit-takes-by-h · 1 year ago
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Note to self: In the style of the great Bill Blaze, have a voice recorder at the ready at all times. “Feed mayonnaise to Tuna!”
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spit-takes-by-h · 1 year ago
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To the abusive hockey coach about his hazing experiences: “So, were you riding the broom or driving it?”
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