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I know the real reason they put Morgana in all black once she turned evil was to make her look like a witch, but I headcanon that she wears black on purpose, as a symbol of perpetual grief for all the people Uther killed in the purge. Does anyone know this? No! But she walks around feeling like she's Saying Something and Making A Statement by dressing as a perpetual mourner.

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whenever I try to think Uther as a cruel Father, my mind would go to that scene where he carries him, crying. Fuck! The root of the whole problem is that he had a heart! Imagine him as a cruel man, vindictive but he wasn't heartless, if that had been, purge wouldn't have happened. He'd have moved and taken another wife, come to think of it, he didn't take another wife, nobody would have begrudge him, he was the king afterall, and one prince isn't enough to secure the bloodline and the throne. So yeah, Uther did love Arthur and Morgana, Morgana's betrayal was so deep he went mad man! Truly astounding. That a man who committed genocide was a human and had a heart and he loved his children. Truly, too much complexity

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Same artist btw @velinxi 🤌🏼😫🤌🏼

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News from Merlin Official?

Year 1 Day 195

No

Yes ✅

They posted

They replied

They liked

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Seriously, though:

How could Morgana see Merlin walking around in Camelot, healthy as ever, after she had left him to die in the woods, chained up with magic chains and surrounded by gigantic murderous scorpions and not assume he has magic himself on the spot??

She went to magic boot camp and came back a classist, absolutely convinced a lowly servant couldn’t have magic.

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– You said it would be matching couple shirts

– They are

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'To you, I offer honey wine and the hospitality of my table. But to traitors and oath breakers, I offer my queen's hospitality. The hospitality of knives.’

all hail the high king & queen of elfhame 🧚

characters by @/hollyblack

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Yadda yadda yadda that Reddit post about how he had no power to change anything yet everything is his fault

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ᴢᴜᴋᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ɪʀᴏʜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘɪʀɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. 🐼

ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴏʟᴅ ᴅᴀʏs. 🌋

ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴊᴀsᴍɪɴᴇ ᴛᴇᴀ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. 🫖🍵

ᴢᴜᴋᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴀᴛᴀʀᴀ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴊᴀsᴍɪɴᴇ ᴛᴇᴀ. 🫖🍵

ᴋᴀᴛᴀʀᴀ ɪs sᴇᴡɪɴɢ ᴏɴ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs🧵🪡

ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴊᴏʏ.

☺️🫶🏻❤️

Beautiful fanart 🎨

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well i will well i wil

i wanna take you for granted

ken and barbie are so them

I wanna push you around

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i like my martin a bit unhinged

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zukka comm 🌊🔥🤍

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Title: Fool for You (Sucker for Pain) By: @Salamandair Gift for: Alduade (BlooperDooper3000) / @bilan-igg Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 6313 words Warning(s): N/A Creator Notes (Optional): 

[This one was so much fun to write! I always adore writing a BAMF Merlin who’s trying to tough out his bad injuries and failing to in the end. I tried not to get TOO graphic with the injuries here, but apologies if they were still gross for some anyway!

I hope you enjoy this little thing I got kinda carried away with, Alduade! I love writing it, i hope you love it!

Disclaimer: I don’t own any part of BBC and Shine’s Merlin. Richer people do.] Summary: 

While searching the Valley of the Fallen Kings after reports come in of seeing Cenred’s men there, Arthur, Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are separated by a rock slide.

That’s just the start of Merlin’s really bad day.

Written for Merthur Glompfest 2024 AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54974164

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MERTHUR

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One unwritten social rule I've noticed is that you're supposed to just let people make fun of you?

Like, if people regularly make fun of you for a certain trait and you get upset about it or ask them to stop, you're too sensitive and ruining the joke or whatever. But if you make the joke before someone else does, then you're annoying or obnoxious.

So I guess you're just supposed to let other people make fun of you? People who are casual acquaintances at best?

Like, if the joke was really funny, it'd be funny when I said it too. And if it's annoying when I say it, how do you think I feel hearing it all the time?

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