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Spitfire for Hire
broke yet hilarious college student seeks copywriting position in advertising
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Pet Adoption Volunteer: Pet Adoption Network. Summer 2013. Holmdel, NJ. Interacted with and educated customers about adopting kittens and cats, transported kittens to rabies clinic, helped to care for kittens and cats, took overwhelming amounts of cute cat Instagram photos.
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Patient Care/Administrative Volunteer: VITAS Innovative Hospice Care. Summer. Shrewsbury, NJ. Taught weekly chair-dance fitness classes and provided entertainment to patients at assisted living homes. Compiled mailings and newsletters to send out to clients, licked many envelopes, survived paper cuts. Visited one-on-one with patients at King James Assisted Living in Middletown, NJ, Listening to and sharing life experiences, while providing friendship and company, occasional dance battles.
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I am so glad I called Melissa Cooper at 732-865-6292 to schedule her for an interview. What a lovely speaking voice.
you, a few days from now
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here i am in an all red outfit outside on a mattress
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Spanish Drill Instructor: University of Richmond. Fall 2013-Spring 2014. University of Richmond, VA. Led estudiantes in beginner-level Español rapido-fuego grammar and vocabulary exercises.
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Waitress: BAM Management/Monmouth Park. Summer 2014. Eatontown, NJ. Took orders, served food and drink, pretended to know about horse racing to provide betting advice to eager customers.
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old spice deodorant commercial (15-30 seconds)
Multiple shots all featuring an attractive, but dorky looking man in his 20′s interacting with different people. He appears irritated and blank faced in every shot. In the background, repetitive, upbeat but piano music plays
-Eating breakfast with his girlfriend, while she exclaims, “Here comes the plane!” in a high pitched voice and tries to feed him cereal in a plastic spoon.
-At work, while his boss stands at his desk (covered in papers) and says, “Who’s a messy boy? Who needs to cwean up his big mess?”
-Ordering a beer, the bartender gives him a sippy cup of milk and pinches his cheek.
Old Spice logo appears on screen and narrator says “You’re a man. Smell like it.”
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Intern: Frank PR. Summer 2015. New York, NY.
Formulated ideas for press breaks, assisted in premieres/events, forgot my own name when within 6 feet of Hugh Jackman.
Researched current events, became a bit too familiar with gossip magazines.
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Cashier: Lou’s Café. Winter 2015-present. University of Richmond, VA.
Work cash register and provide some food, but mostly coffee, to exhausted students and staff.
Prepare salads, sides, and snacks daily.
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here i am jumping out of a plane. this is irrelevant to my talent as a copywriter but i think it’s pretty cool
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(this was used for a show, please excuse the 5 minutes of darkness at the end!)
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Melissa Cooper is undoubtedly the most hilarious and talented individual I have ever met, and any ad agency would be lucky to have her
.hopefully someone
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