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dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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Psych – 3.05: Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!

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if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

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i've been reading a lot of books about urban naturalism recently, and the one big thing they all talk about is how you HAVE to stop seeing nature as something that happens somewhere else. nature is not just charismatic megafauna and state parks and mountain ranges. nature is that abandoned lot that's growing native milkweed in it. nature is the murder of crows that lives in your block. nature is the moss growing on your roof and the dandelions growing in the sidewalk cracks and the song birds at your neighbor's birdfeeder. and you should care about it! you should notice it! that's YOUR nature!

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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bedtime soon…excited to wake up tomorrow and wear my jeans

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Same with Jennifer Drips with Farrah Fawcett. Confusing the Charlie’s Angel for the actor and the plumbing terms (Fawcett/faucet). Truly remarkable

I have seen people pointing out the Greg Stocks joke but my favourite is, no doubt, Vic Ethanol for Vin Diesel. From confusing character with actor to the gasoline related terms somehow. I find it a stroke of genious.

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LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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