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My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.

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"that's not even a compliment!"

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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

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brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

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“He’s a happy duckling and life is beautiful”

- Hannibal Lecter, according to Mads Mikkelsen

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!

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me seeing the notes on any post about a hidden joke pertaining to a 2008 webcomic meme

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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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Big Brother and I: red-billed oxpecker and the African buffalo, 2022 - by Clint Ralph, South African

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