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starting a collection. please add on

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my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked greatclub, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

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my proposal for the next addition to the f1 calendar:

the m25. just all of the m25. block off the m25 for an entire weekend. make them drive the whole m25 for 50+ laps. i see no issue with this. the London Orbital Circuit. FIA hire me now

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I can't get over how apparently Melina's dialogue in Marika's bedchamber is "Let us be shattered, together!"

It's just a simple change from the official translation, but it means sm to me bc it makes this dialogue more intimate, there's a closeness between Marika and Radagon that these words imply and "let us be shattered, both" just doesn't. Which then just offers a new outlook on everything about them!! Ahhhhh they all make me so ill!!!!

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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MORAL: There was a Sewer Man

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woe! blorbo be upon ye

individual frames and original gif under the cut

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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y'all not to doxx myself too hard but irl i have spent some time in my life in mental health recovery, and i am here to tell anyone who needs to hear it that people with multiples & schizophrenia & psychosis & BPD are fun and interesting and lovable people and my friends

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Alexander von Humboldt

With her distinctive green hull and sails

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does anyone have that comic about soulslike bosses where it's

"amorphous mass of tentacles: okay, I got this

some guy staring into the sunset just called The Captain: oh fuck"

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N’KISI BRICOLAGE STURGEON

carved and painted mahogany, mica, nails, handmade paper, found natural objects, tintypes, 1800’s text paper, Ethiopian and Coptic bindings

13x59x14 inches