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this is what it’s like

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Silly prank

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IRON VALIANT - MEGA

-Stats: 74/160/100/150/60/146. Ability: Hadron Engine.

"The energy from Mega Evolution has enhanced Iron Valiant's robotic body, covering it in armor made of Tera Crystals. Thanks to this, we can see a glimpse of Iron Valiant's hidden memories fighting alongside it..."

A call from Kalos...

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A call from Kalos...

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Look through the telescope!

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How did Elesa get a Blitzle as a starter if she's from Sinnoh? (hang on this is ironic she could've learned about warden ingo in school back there)

Blitzle Elesa backstory under cut!

Blitzle was gifted to Elesa so she has an “easier time” integrating into Nimbasa by her well meaning dad. This is not the greatest move, since the two feel they are more obligated to stick together then, you know, actually choose each other. Blitzle’s meant to be a utility mon— he helps charge elesa’s hearing aid batteries and basically serves as an emotional support when things get rough. He’s… not the biggest fan. (I like to imagine Blitzle was originally part of a battle track, but his IVs aren’t the greatest so they shuffled him out. He’s a bit bitter about that.)

Inciting incident where they actually start taking the proper steps to becoming partners is when Elesa takes a tumble down a hill and Blitzle twists his foreleg going after her. (Local child eats shit! More at 11.)

They’re just kids, and they’re still learning.

(When Elesa decides to challenge the gyms, Blitzle’s so excited he accidentally trips their house’s circuits.)

((As for Elesa hearing about Warden Ingo, well… that’ll be a future issue.))

((DIRECTLY INSPIRED BY THIS ASK!! TY @scarftale-bryan ))

Yes. YES.

MASTERLIST FOR POKEMON CONTENT:

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My other ride is your mom. My third ride is an effeminate man with bags under his eyes. My fourth ride is another one of those. And my fifth ride is a dodge charger.

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weird iron valiant with weird proportions i like

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carbon monoxide isnt real its all madeup to sell those alarms and so you dont act too silly and unique in your own home

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me: man i sure am hungry.. looks like all i have in the fridge is this 8.4oz sugar free redbull from 2016. guess i better suck this baby down! (gulp gulp) im sure nothing bad will happen (the sun and moon begin wheeling overhead until day and night mingle into a bright and starry expanse)

fossilized dimetrodon emerging from the silt regaining flesh: post about how hrt has made your cock into a useless little flintlock pistol. no one will think its weird

mighty stag speaking in my father's voice: if you can't guard against the other 3rd grade basketball team you are a faggot!

me: you guys aremy best friends (oblivious to the shimmering silhouette of chimpanzee berserker carrying blood katana approaching on the horizon

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Sexualize a Robot.

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Send a member of your Friends List to Hell.

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they talk. as items.

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This is their relationship to me

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