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So it's clear a lot of the "I'd even vote for Hitler" Democrats are trying to impress upon us the urgency of the situation, like "things are so dire I'd even resort to this!"

And of course one major problem with this tactic is that you're assuming we'll be like "wow, you'd overcome your obviously strong principles" but like.

You haven't established you even have those principles. You've just told us that you'd collaborate with Nazis and like, yeah, that is famously something many liberals have been okay with doing.

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did you know you can maybe grow tits if you hit yourself hard enough and often enough

Over 70 percent of the German battalion's soldiers have been diagnosed with significant gynecomastia. Military officials have promised to keep an eye on the men's breasts.

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my incredibly powerful and dangerous pjack rune will

be the source of immense power and energy for any who wear it. It was designed by me and my sages of the mind to carry immense power. It is a symbol of power. It carries immense power because it is a symbol of power.

You can use the pjack rune to:

Opposite of John Dee's Monas Heiroglyphica

Turn into goon sauce

Turn into pig iron

Store immense amount power

It is a symbol of immense power.

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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"big day for annoying people", "this must hit hard if youre stupid", and 12 other invaluable tools for the modern hater

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my dumb ass really just thought "damn pizza is expensive, maybe i should pirate it"

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why is taking nudes so hard. there’s my ass i guess. jesus christ.

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Unpopular opinion but the reason being a teenager sucks is less to do with hormones and social cliques and more to do with the fact adults fucking hate teenagers. The fact that adults expect teenagers to be able to take on adult responsibilities yet don't deserve rights of an adult. They don't see teenagers as human beings and they aren't prepared to see kids with their own formed identities and humanity. Teenagers are so sexualized and seen as needing to take on more and more adult responsibilities. Yet when they want rights and humanity they are denied. The years your brain spends wanting nothing more than to form an identity are being taken away from you. Teenagers are essentially being kicked out of social spaces unless they have an extra 40 dollars lying around anytime they want to go out. Teenagers being kicked out of the mall just for existing or groomed into the school to prison pipeline. And now creating legislation to keep them off the Internet. Our society hates teenagers. And does everything we can to hurt them. The fact that anyone makes it out of their teenage years without trauma is a fucking miracle frankly.

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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Put me back in the water right now or ill die

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I’m like an empty bottle.

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how it feels to go to the store and leave with not even one little treat for yourself

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a type of baltimore guys you see on certain special days is one in all ravens gear and one in all orioles gear and they’re doing their little game day things together like day drinking and yelling. i think they are in love