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the only thing i want in life is just to cuddle with bingo. that’s literally it.

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No one:

Literaly not a single soul:

The Banana Splits™️ fans: I’m going to ship myself with one of the band members because they would treat me right.

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hello all this is my banana split self insert who appears in all of the media (60s show, hocus pocus park, magic machine, suicide squad comic, 2008 reboot, 2019 movie) she’s a mouse who sings love songs and old 50s tunes between cartoons and visits the splits to flirt w bingo and pester fleegle. in the colder months she changes her clothes and her whiskers curl. she also sings christmas songs

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kiss kiss

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ok google am i a furry for crushing on bingo

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Date with the Splits

Fleegle: Charmer, opens the door for the ladies. Likes to talk. So he needs someone that can keep the conversation going for hours. Joker at heart and often talks about going to college to achieve his dreams. Loves to play games, he will teach you the guitar if yah ask. He has been playing since he was 4. Most of all. Fleegle appreciate any type of music styles. Especially classical.

Snorky: If you are an introvert, he is your guy. He doesn't talk, but often honks if something came across his mind. Idk if he is considered mute. But Snorky loves to play songs on his keyboard and will play one for you. His idea of a date is to take long walks at the park or ride on roller coasters till you throw up. Most of all he is by your side through and through. His kind gentle heart is something that you must not break.

Bingo: Fat guys are awesome cuddle buddies. He is great at cuddling, loves to joke and shares one of his few swinging vine tricks. Scared of heights, he isn't your guy then. He loves having a feeling of free falling. So yes! Sky diving with Bingo is a must. If not. He will be disappointed. Bingo also plays the drums. If you want to learn. Sign up for a date with him. He won't mind. Do not embarrass him. He hates when people do that. Most of all Bingo is a smart young man. He loves to care for people too when feeling down. So all you need to do is just not be afraid of heights and adventures.

Drooper: Oh yes! The eye candy of the Splits. But Watch out for his long tail. He is hard to get ladies. So try to win over his heart. Drooper is kind, smart, can be sexy at times and he loves his bass guitar. He will teach you how to play. Drooper is very private. So sharing his business with the gang or anyone will results in trust issues. Drooper does not enjoy spilling his heart and love out to you if you betray him. Though he can speak very well. Drooper would like it if you can read and write for him. His literacy skills are not really on point and he doesnt take it kindly if you shame him. Droppers height is 6'5, if you like the tall guys. Dropped likes to snuggle and watch a movie. But also enjoys a live concert film of the band he is in. If you are not a bug person well too bad. Drooper has a flea named Fletcher. He is training Fletcher still till this day. So do not be alarmed if you see a flea playing the piano. Ladies FYI Drooper does not like it when you came your face with makeup. So try your best to look natural. He is a sweet heart.

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so uhm the banana splits am i right