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roommates when to a local pride festival and bought me a hat

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senator holden bloodfeast can pass away peacefully in his sleep, happy

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it's so frustrating that the nebulous concept of "hating america" is given so much weight that it can be used to derail discussions. like okay, do you think people just hate america out of envy like y'all were saying around 9/11? that can't be it because this place fucking sucks, you don't see people claiming the same about countries with much better standards of living. and how the hell does that apply when that accusation is thrown at a citizen of this country?

honestly we can just go a step further and ask why the hell we're expected to like this country. because we live here? get fucking real! I pay my taxes and do what's expected of me as a citizen in this social contract and in return I get to watch as my money is burned on a bunch of israeli pieces of shit who constantly demand more funding for their genocide, and you can't even safely criticize them offline because the government is allowed to just assault and disappear people for it!

if you don't hate america you're part of the problem! you're a rat who's happy gobbling up whatever crumbs you're fed, and that's fucking pathetic!

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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most american males dont want you unless youre their stepmom and are also princess peach with a huge penis

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pull your boxers down we need to talk.

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interview with angelocaris

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here are photos of my latest plushie, finished up my little dragon over the weekend! some of his features include: sequin scales, a holographic tummy, a pastel rainbow mane, a heart on his tail, and a cute smile ^w^ he also has button joints, and can sometimes stand on his own x) this was my first time attaching/styling hair, i definitely need more practice lol, but i'm really happy with how my first attempt turned out! my favorite parts are the wings, tail, and face, and i just really like the colors overall ^_^ i really love dragon plushies, and it makes me happy that i actually made one myself! not sure what my next sewing project is going to be, i'm tempted to just keep making dragons lol >w<

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THEN WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Find me on: Lesser Than Three Site | Patreon | Twitter DeviantArt | Instagram | Webtoon | Bluesky

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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!