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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

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did you know that you can just go online and be nice to people? you can give people compliments and helpful advice when they ask? you can encourage people when they need a little cheering up? you can even share cute pictures! more people should use the internet like that.

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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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this should make you angry. children in gaza have been out of school for a whole year and will be out of school as long as the israeli invasion continues. palestinian children live in flimsy tents which do not offer them any protection from the heat/cold. they travel long distances to search for water. they are threatened by water-borne diseases and skin infections that are running rampant in gaza.

no aid has been allowed in gaza since may. there is a shortage of everything from food to medicine to blankets to tents. this means that prices for everything have gone up.

it has become very expensive to survive in gaza. heavy rains followed by the winter are fast approaching. a tent does not offer much protection against the elements.

help alaa [ @alaakh998 ] buy supplies for the winter and medicine for her son who is suffering from a skin infection. she has two children aged six and four. she needs to ensure their safety and welfare and it cannot be done without your help.

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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

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I finished it but uhhhh karlach died. done with this cursed ass run lol

trying to wrap up my honour mode game and made it to the encounter where you're supposed to save orpheus before realizing I forgot to bring the hammer with me............. I had to side with emperor this time and now lae'zel hates me but I convinced her to not fight me at least T-T

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trying to find content for a character and 99% of the results are from a ship that you dislike is a unique if inconsequential to your general life type of hell

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trying to wrap up my honour mode game and made it to the encounter where you're supposed to save orpheus before realizing I forgot to bring the hammer with me............. I had to side with emperor this time and now lae'zel hates me but I convinced her to not fight me at least T-T