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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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youtube voice Uh Oh we see you're using an ad blocker that's no good! we can only show you threeeeee videos before we're gonna cut you off forever and ever or at least until the next time you restart your web browser. We're kinda fucked if you decide to close mozilla firefox and then open it up again

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

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me when i go to the bakery but i didn’t speak clearly enough for the staff to understand what i was trying to order

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again that rat man thing wheres the fucking post

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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new place i currently live at is a bit far from stores and services but on the other hand i get to walk out and look at a frog anytime i want

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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

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let us NEVER forget