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  ⭐️  just an account for inspiration and reblogging things i find funny just for shits and giggles ⭐️
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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GIVE! HIM! ALL! THE! PETS!
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Benny and Lucifer❤️❤️❤️ Lucifer created Benny when he was little and has been his pet ever since. They’re not romantically involved (goat demons are practically asexual), but Benny loves cuddles and loves Lucifer more than anything. They’re legit the cutest and purest thing in the world
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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You will not believe you eyes
If Garroth was not into guys
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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this is too cute for me goodbye
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Two pals doin’ each others makeup
ヾ(。・ω・)シ
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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Necromancer witch🔮☠️
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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Modern Male Witch Project, by Brenna-Ivy on Tumblr and Society6
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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this saved my life
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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BITCH I WILL BE A SQUIRREL
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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YOU GO B
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someone: wow i can’t believe kesha’s actually good now!
me, externally: haha, yeah, her new stuff is incredible
me, internally: her stuff has ALWAYS been incredible. just because her old stuff was more party and dance music and used autotune and was marketed towards teenage girls doesn’t change the fact that her lyrics have always been clever, heartwarming, and just plain fun. even if her old music wasn’t personally your cup of tea, you can’t pretend that she hasn’t always been a talented musician with a great voice – y’all talk like she didn’t release stripped-down versions of her old music with no autotune years ago, PROVING her voice is amazing. animal, cannibal and warrior had so many bops on them, so many uplifting party songs, and from the very beginning, she has been subverting and satirizing the drunken party girl image her label built up for her. and let’s not even get into the fact that she has a genius level iq, and is an all-around great person and has always been outspoken about human rights, and is an inspiration for abuse survivors everywhere, and,
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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Oldie but a goodie
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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[pixiv] [part 2]
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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My Toxic Merman boy, he's a blessing but he's also a curse.
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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Okay, I admit it I love the mermaid series God.
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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ive ruined myself to this fandom goodbye.
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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ive ruined myself to this fandom goodbye.
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splurbs-blog · 8 years ago
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sLAMS REBLOG
I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.
we are not who you think we are.
the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes
the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings
the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul
the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart
the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep
the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking
the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful
the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs
the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies
the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth
the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied
the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals
we are not who you think we are.
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