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Splurgery.com provides the newest, coolest, most creative, and often hilarious gift ideas for every occasion. Check out www.splurgery.com
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splurgery-shop · 5 years ago
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Halloween buffs look no further - these are some of the greatest, creepiest, and most creative Halloween costumes out there!
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It doesn't get much cooler than this trippy two piece LED mask and glove set. Awesome for partying, raving, and of course nighttime Halloween-spookery.
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Gas Goggles of Death Your guess is as good as ours as to what the hell this is. For argument’s sake, let’s just it “Gas Goggles of Death”.
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Killer Clown This is exactly why clowns scare the shit out of people. Have fun with this one, folks.
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splurgery-shop · 5 years ago
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Ok this terrifies us to our very soul. But holy crap is it ever cool. 🕷
Check out more fantastic Halloween ideas like this @ www.splurgery.com
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Dog-of-Chucky Chucky's lost his dog! Just because your pup has no idea what's going on DOES NOT mean you can't exploit his ability to look hilarious in costumes. Dress him up in this Dog-of-Chucky ensemble for some hilarious Halloween photo-ops!
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Inflatable Evil Clown Take your clown costuming to the next level in this inflatable monstrosity. Clown-phobics should be on high alert - this one's gonna do some definite psychological damage.
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The Man Bun Get in touch with your inner douche-bag this Halloween by sporting this full-blown man bun.
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Night of the Living Vegetable This incredibly creepy mask looks like it just walked out of the local cornfield and straight into your nightmares.
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This mouthless mask is fantastic for any spooky dress-up occasion (and the perfect way to lay off the Halloween snacks).
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Walking Dead This crazy elaborate zombie costume is guaranteed to be a Halloween hit.
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The Great Waldo Homicide Can you find Waldo now?
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Unshaved Baywatch Babe Ok, so this isn't gonna make the cut on the sexy Baywatch crew, but it will get a laugh when they spot your bush from a mile away.
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Overly Excited Lobster We think this hilarious hat is EXACTLY how any horny lobster would look during his first visit to a strip club.
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Hell’s Kitchen Clearly, this guy's cooking up more than Chef Boyardee, and eating anyone who steps in his kitchen.
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Mr. Safety At least you know you won't be knocking her up on Halloween this year, Mr. Saftey.
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Coolest. Pumpkin. Ever.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGVMO_rgbq6/?igshid=tszvb7g08ka6
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