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false alarm but good test run everyone

not to get anyone’s hopes up. however. the rumor is a crab rave is imminent 🦀

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not to get anyone’s hopes up. however. the rumor is a crab rave is imminent 🦀

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my “i hope jakey dies” levels are off the charts today

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need to tell you something insane. there’s a dude on tiktok that guessed how frequently male celebrities masturbate based on the callouses on their hands. stay with me ok just hold on. he made a video estimating jeffery dean morgan masturbates 20x a week. ok. that’s not even the crazy part. jdm reposts it on his instagram story AND comments the following:

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the thing about destiel is that it’s literally not my fault. eric kripke 2008 YOU wrote a bunch of scenes meant for a female love interest and gave them to male character. that’s on YOU. it is not my fault you made something homoerotic on accident. my only crime is acknowledging the gay shit YOU put on MY screen. if you want to point fingers, start at the casting dept brother. also not my fault. the cw can try to gaslight me in perpetuity but i know what i saw!!! #yourenotcrazy

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i have opinions about supernatural that would get me assassinated

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and while we’re here. dean is gay. i was team bi dean forever bc i thought i was also bi and then i took a long look in the mirror and realized we were the poster children for compulsory heterosexuality. i know i know “kripke didnt write him as gay and dean didnt play him as gay” not my problem if they were too stupid to realize they have a textbook closet case on their hands. that’s on them.

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back to the classics tonite ladies

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i will be expecting your eldest daughter by taylor swift dean winchester amvs on my desk october 4th

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there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

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objectively you cannot

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Every day we get closer to whatever shenanigans will occur with them trapped on a boat together