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What are the Agency members favourite sweets?

the blackcurrant ban has actually been lifted in america but i doubt dirk knows that

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brotzly pizza toppings

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On a dirk gently rewatch. Elijah Wood really does have big beautiful blue eyes. BIG. BLUE.

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Dirk Gently! DGHDA

Dirk (and his wonderfully colorful jacket ✨) will always be my favorite in Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency — forever and ever 😭💖 I was just casually browsing earlier today when I suddenly felt the urge to doodle this sweet, strange, and irresistibly lovable character.

Honestly, I adore all the characters — the whole cast was so well-written in such a brilliantly unconventional way.

Both seasons were a wild(yes sadly it was only 2 season before it got cancelled)😞 , unforgettable ride, but Season 1 will always have a special place in my heart. ✨

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cowboyabed on insta

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same energy

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I kinda made it my morning routine to draw them to wake up. I like it ✍️✍️✍️✍️

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WWDGD (What Would Dirk Gently Do?)

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i drew The Boy <3

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god gave me two hands and to make it everyones problem

close ups of their faces:

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A coworker of mine found this truly bizarre presentation on the “30 year vision” of a huge multinational corporation, and it honestly reads like some kind of absurdist vaporwave shitpost. If you’d like to see the entire thing in all its original glory, you can find it here.

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yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

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they have such different profiles

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Starfleet @ Leonard McCoy: Could you please just stop violating the Prime Directive for humanitarian reasons, just for a second

Leonard McCoy: