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has this been done yet

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odo in thierry mugler 1998 f/w rtw

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Out of touch Spock Thursday 

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alright since some of you asked for it, here’s the quark primadonna girl fancam i made last year. enjoy

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the lizard and the twink compel me. not just because of the chemistry and the drama and the banter

we have middle aged paranoid trauma queen. he's bitchy and mean and so so sad. he loves fashion and gardening and bombs. his father was reptile himmler. he was groomed to be a killer. he's sentimental and unable to be sincere. he tortured people until he couldn't stomach it anymore. he had a drug addiction that almost killed him. he's pathetic and a little creepy

we also have pretty boy himbo supergenius. he's kind and silly and so so angry. he loves tennis and playing dress-up and medical malpractice. he is dr. Frankenstein (on request only). he's idealistic and unable to live up to his own morals. he keeps dating his patients. he tortured a dying man with a mind probe. he was designed to be a legacy. he's horny and a little desperate

and you'd think they'd be an explosion of terror when they're together, but no. it implodes and fizzles out. they eat chocolates and discuss Shakespeare insincerely and probably cuddle. they just enjoy each other's company

they're still toxic and dysfunctional and a little off-putting to be around. they are everyone else's problem. they're dangerous tools to be wielded by others. but when they're together, they even each other out. and they just get to dysfunctionally function.

and I think that's beautiful

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S03E14: Heart of Stone

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men will see a mouse and eat it

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she is literally such a milf. i said what i said

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amanda's relationship to spock is so fucking interesting cus she's presented as this beacon of light that tried and failed to save spock from the repressed life he grew into right, like she's the deliverer of emotional intelligence that would keep him alive in his childhood but she's not actually that emotionally intelligent she is just a human being living on vulcan so she was his only frame of reference. like she's very emotionally open but that doesn't mean she can understand the emotional needs of others and ends up actively harming spock and disregarding his needs when it comes down to it because he doesn't present emotionally in the same way as her. but no one sees it because she's the Nice Parent and so they may never have the chance to mend their relationship cus they don't know it's as much a problem as his relationship with sarek

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stealthing my transition as an ensign on a starship by going "oh NO!!!! the transporter fucked up and replaced my body with a man's bodyyyyy how could this happen"

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Various magma doodles :)

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I adore that riverside iowa just decided one day that they were where kirk was born and the writers were just like fuck it why not

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the trouble with tribbles, but it's just quadrotriticale

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me when i fucking get you

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'90s Trek had the ideal budget for a Star Trek show. TOS had no money and had to make do with an ice cream cone glued to a dog. Disco has too much money and you can tell they don't have to control themselves at all. the happy medium is a show that overspent on sticking tubes to a guy last week so this week there's something creepy and mostly invisible happening in the same room we always go to

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based on this awesome post about how if a vulcan and betazoid accidentally touched hands it’d be like a flashbang going off for the vulcan. sorry for ocifying the idea 🫡