spongefan83

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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My new oc minkymomomimi

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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My vicious attack chain against oomf on artfight, featuring their character smiler.. i really like smiler

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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mold spores attack for @mufos-photo-album

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if any of my follwers are fathers with daughters learning how to cook i have a great reaction image for you

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

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hi do you guys like my little jellyfish? i made it using maths

i'm now wondering if there is a way of drawing all of the tentacles as one function? (they're little arcsins translated to the right or left) But then again I like them having a rainbow so maybe it's better them all being listed individually.

(Also I would like to work out how to get that sine wave to line up more nicely with the edges of the bell. And align the tentacles more precisely. Consider this a WIP)

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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mikuuu