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when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

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americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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I started this one ages ago and it really looks like it will never be finished.

Some liked it though so I decided to upload it here. Anyone who wants to try and finish it, go ahead! :D

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this is the realest shit i’ve ever read

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a pirate england fic but he just gets scurvy and dies

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ok… wig

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“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

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I’m about to make a terrible decision.

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@spontaneouspeanut UWU

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megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010