Im devastated this is how she had to come out but at the same time…
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This is golden.
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my favorite way to tell stories to kids is to open with “when I was a child in the 1900s” and watch them try to figure out how old I am
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@etnow: Actor, activist, a whole SNACK!
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Titanic conspiracy exposed
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My drunk ass: I miss her
My friend: who?
Me, sobbing: Jessica, Illinois, Only child Chicago
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All I want for Christmas is:
dark grey eye shadow
fingerless gloves
a fluffy oversized grey sweater
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me: :)
also me: *internal banshee wailing that echoes into another dimension*
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