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Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice

Me: *is really lonely* shit

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me: *is bitter but is also right*

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Ghost bros

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friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

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“hold your horses”

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oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

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someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)

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Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

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