i need to be creative again i can feel the capitalistic fatigue creeping in on my soul
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the fact that I was screaming so hard to the maybe man in the car one night last week that I fucked up my throat and now have to miss two days of work because it hurts to talk
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favorite experience gotta be when I walk outside with the intent of being a professional grown adult and forget I'm wearing my jackbox sans ketamine shirt
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Burney
Madam Rose 16x20” Giclée Print
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shoutout to the guy named evil scientist on pornhub who commented "SOMEONE AT A SCHOOL TALENT SHOW COULD ACT BETTER THAN THIS! I MAY BE EVIL, BUT I HAVE STANDARDS!" you're quite possibly the funniest person on there and if I could stand to stay on that site for more than like five minutes then I would pay money to see the rest of your comments
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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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No, pineapple pizza isn’t on here. It gets too much publicity and I’m bored of it. Pick one of the other ones. (If it’s more than one thing or something else feel free to put in tags)
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btw this is the prompt list im using
Oc-tober days 1-4
(left to right, top to bottom: favorite oc, oldest oc, newest oc, strongest oc)
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