20+ uchiha apologist and tobirama enthousiastbruce wayne HATER!! recently declared short ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Evilest person in the world EVER
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the phrase “jerking off” is gender neutral, to me,
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Gerard can't come out he's literally the secret third thing rn. No one else has achieved secret third thing in modern times we need MORE secret third thing people ‼️‼️
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It’s a shame how many people are missing out on quality pieces of literature all because they refuse to suffer through 244 hours of the CW’s Supernatural
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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad
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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
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sometimes you guys give the most braindead batman posts notes and i fear for your comic literacy
#im blocking that person after posting this#its been one too many stupid posts for my liking#you can get away with a fee stupid posts happens to us all but theyre all in the same vein#atp theyre just notes farming…on the website where notes mean literally nothing and having no actual value🤦🏻♀️#guys please stop posting bad batman takes#im gonna be forced to block like half of this website
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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
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when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again
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