Text
grass *getting watered*: nice they want me grass *getting mowed*: getting some very mixed signals here folks
114K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Watch: 7 times Larry Wilmore made white people super uncomfortable at the WHCD.
144K notes
·
View notes
Text
my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.
208K notes
·
View notes
Video
vine
now we see why josh really does matter to the band
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
450K notes
·
View notes
Photo


Twenty One Pilots Performing at Chipotle’s Cultivate Festival.
4K notes
·
View notes
Photo

5K notes
·
View notes
Photo

all u need to know about tyler and jenna joseph’s wedding last night
5K notes
·
View notes