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i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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I feel like a deer that’s been hit by a car and left to die almost everyday of my life btw

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

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happy pride month to chad and ryan, the lil gay cowboy and roman in the night at the museum trilogy, and every man who played volleyball in top gun (1986).

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Girl on tumblr blogging by the hour yet takes 2-3 business days to respond to mobile text messages sorry

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

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I love obi-wan’s “I have a bad feeling about this” because he’s never wrong but he never gets specifics from the Force so basically it’s just magic anxiety.

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reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

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AO3 has been scraped, once again.

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.

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draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

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im going to like , eat one of you ,eventually

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"duble texting is desperate behaviour." OH SO YOURE BORING. SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. SKILL ISSUE. I'm a yapper. I will yap. I'll quadruple text if i need to and I NEED TO because I have a whole day of experiences to share bitch. I'm texting like a young boy who got drafted to the war and is writing letters to his lover over seas. I'm telling stories.

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For April Fools' Day, Tumblr deleted every post on the site and all that was left were a bunch of text posts talking about people being literally trapped in the site.

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits