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spookyweaselbones · 15 hours ago

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I want to be the exact level of famous where I can cover my uber eats habit with merch sales but nobody expects me to comment on the latest YouTuber controversy

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spookyweaselbones · 4 days ago

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Someone put me out of my misery

(Giving me a yummy chicken pot pie will accomplish this)

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spookyweaselbones · 7 days ago

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my dilemma with political posting is that I'm really really good at it, and I can always count on high engagement from my political posts. But I try to avoid doing so because accumulating a following of people who mainly use social media to talk about politics is a huge fucking liability. Because a considerable percentage of that crowd are basically waiting for you to say anything at all that's even slightly imperfect so they can feast on your delicious downfall. Like these people live to say "that's how you apologize?"

#but they never think they're overreacting to a small transgression #because in their framework #even the most tortured nonsensical accusation of somehow six-degrees-from-kevin-bacon supporting some horrific thing is valid #and once you can be accused of supporting some horrific thing #you are just as bad as the people who actually do it #worse even

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spookyweaselbones · 9 days ago

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When Dems are in power, it’s like, “we tried to ban uranium from schools but the Outback Steakhouse act of 1802 meant we couldn’t vote until Mitch McConnell finished his bloomin’ onion

When the GOP is in power it’s like, “by executive post-it, we’re putting salmonella back in the chickens”

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spookyweaselbones · 12 days ago

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“Being gay isn’t a personality” but I’m supposed to accept that being obsessed with the Roman Empire is????

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spookyweaselbones · 13 days ago

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