spoonbendersanonymous
spoonbendersanonymous
Spoonbenders Anonymous
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For spoonbenders of every type. I post Psychonauts things and also other stuff. I'm taking advantage of the fact that I can scream into the void of this website without anyone asking questions.  
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spoonbendersanonymous · 1 hour ago
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“Masc lesbian shortage” is forever a red flag to me bc 9 times out of 10 when you ask them what they mean they’re like “they keep transitioning 😭 to MEN😭”. Stop fucking complaining about trans people existing and go give a transmasc 100$ rn
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spoonbendersanonymous · 3 hours ago
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Hello???? Can I help you????
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spoonbendersanonymous · 3 hours ago
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*gives birth to a banana* this is the fruit of my labor
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spoonbendersanonymous · 6 hours ago
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Hey this is a public service announcement, ESPECIALLY for the younger generation -- "cringe" and "cringe culture" and policing generations expressions by taunting them and calling everything you see cringe is literally an Alt Right Pipe Line. Yes I am correct and no I will not be taking any questions.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 12 hours ago
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i have. edited Tumblr posts as characters from isat except they get more and more confusing because I collected these at 5 am yesterday
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oh wait there's a 10 image limit on mobile. hold on I have more
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spoonbendersanonymous · 13 hours ago
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Palette Drawing: “Just Live Your Life”
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spoonbendersanonymous · 13 hours ago
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also while im taking potshots at the US. football is a bloodsport and the only reason it's not acknowledged as one is because the football industry does medical theatre to appease the sensibilities of football fans who do not want to acknowledge that american football is a bloodsport where football players lives are proffered up for their entertainment. do you know how many american football players who have suffered life-destroying TBIs kill themselves by specifically shooting themselves in the heart so that their brains can be preserved and studied, to hopefully end the bloodsport of american football? anyways. "go birds" meme but like genuinely american football is a bloodsport and should be dismantled as a cultural institution. something something the profoundly american impulse to watch people die for their entertainment while refusing to acknowledge that they are responsible for this blood etc.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 13 hours ago
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spoonbendersanonymous · 13 hours ago
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What I was taught growing up: Wild edible plants and animals were just so naturally abundant that the indigenous people of my area, namely western Washington state, didn't have to develop agriculture and could just easily forage/hunt for all their needs.
The first pebble in what would become a landslide: Native peoples practiced intentional fire, which kept the trees from growing over the camas praire.
The next: PNW native peoples intentionally planted and cultivated forest gardens, and we can still see the increase in biodiversity where these gardens were today.
The next: We have an oak prairie savanna ecosystem that was intentionally maintained via intentional fire (which they were banned from doing for like, 100 years and we're just now starting to do again), and this ecosystem is disappearing as Douglas firs spread, invasive species take over, and land is turned into European-style agricultural systems.
The Land Slide: Actually, the native peoples had a complex agricultural and food processing system that allowed them to meet all their needs throughout the year, including storing food for the long, wet, dark winter. They collected a wide variety of plant foods (along with the salmon, deer, and other animals they hunted), from seaweeds to roots to berries, and they also managed these food systems via not only burning, but pruning, weeding, planting, digging/tilling, selectively harvesting root crops so that smaller ones were left behind to grow and the biggest were left to reseed, and careful harvesting at particular times for each species that both ensured their perennial (!) crops would continue thriving and that harvest occurred at the best time for the best quality food. American settlers were willfully ignorant of the complex agricultural system, because being thus allowed them to claim the land wasn't being used. Native peoples were actively managing the ecosystem to produce their food, in a sustainable manner that increased biodiversity, thus benefiting not only themselves but other species as well.
So that's cool. If you want to read more, I suggest "Ancient Pathways, Ancestral Knowledge: Ethnobotany and Ecological Wisdom of Indigenous Peoples of Northwestern North America" by Nancy J. Turner
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spoonbendersanonymous · 13 hours ago
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I'm going to be drawing little comics about the shinylocke I started all the way back in 2021! This is the first.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 14 hours ago
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Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 23 hours ago
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spoonbendersanonymous · 23 hours ago
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Cankles of death.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 23 hours ago
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 23 hours ago
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3 young kids attacked Diana during Philly Pride, leaving her with 2nd and 3rd degree burns. They do not yet know if it was premeditated or gender-based. Who's teaching these children that this behavior is acceptable? Support her recovery here.
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spoonbendersanonymous · 24 hours ago
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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spoonbendersanonymous · 1 day ago
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