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the moment demi handed grant the cue cards, he reminded me he's the funniest person in the world

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the brightest minds of our generation

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gotta be an allegory man

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murph: you gotta honor the cock

everyone else:

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You Must Honor The Cock

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people are talking about the fact that kristen still has tracker’s name tattooed on her neck but i’ve never seen anyone mention that fact that ally also has the name of their ex girlfriend tattooed on their neck

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She sisterhood on my travelling pants till i intrepid heroes sisterhood of the travelling blue blockers

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my friend still uses the necromancer church that i made for dungeons and dragons in some campaigns and i think thats great its like learning that a friend still waters a plant you gave them years ago but every time he mentions that one of his players is a cleric of the necromancer god i just feel like this

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the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude

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THEM!

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i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt

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Brennen announces his baby behind a patrion paywall incorporating a complicated and sound designed action scene based on multiple inside jokes.

Izzy announces her pregnancy on a show where she is playing an ex-beauty pageant contestant while pregnant and the episode comes out several months after she has already given birth.

They really are the perfect couple.

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you LOVE to see it when the dice want to tell a story

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I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

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PapaaaAaaA it's your darling boy!

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i have watched this so many times i was dying when i first saw this shit

this is from ep 4 at 2:11:10

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for the giirrrrrlies