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The fact that Gem and Grian had a secret task that required them to sneak around without Pearl and lie to her and Pearl said she didn't notice because that felt normal for them probably says something about the way they treat her.

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Past Life prediction.

Pearl will betray the Villies, join the Rejects and help one of them win, thus fulfilling the prophecy.

She will be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned.

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

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Can I just say, uh, I’m pretty sure noticing you’re asexual is harder than noticing you’re gay, straight, pan or otherwise. Like, I just read someone’s desciption of hitting puberty and, like, there’s nothing like that. There’s no sudden ‘boob’ moment, no sudden ‘fuck, I’d fuck that’ moment, not sudden anything. You just, like, plod on through life as usual going ‘oooh, that’s pretty, I’d like that hair’ or ‘oooooh, they’re nice, I’d like to be close to them’ but there’s no like, ‘oh, someone would want to fuck that but I don’t’, you know? You just- you don’t notice, you don’t realise everyone else has ‘had a moment’ but you haven’t, you just- keep going as you always have.

And then, much much later, you start to wonder why people are getting so caught up in drama for romance or sex, like, why bother? It’s not worth it, they’re not worth it, why are you doing stupid things for something that’s so- and then you wonder if there’s something wrong with you, start mentally over compensating. Like ‘uh, okay, um, who should I date? Who can I stand to date? Who could I stand to fuck?’ like- it’s not, it’s not something you want, but you want to fit in, to be normal.

Sometimes you don’t even know that you’re doing it.

Sometimes you don’t even know asexual’s a thing.

I dunno, I guess, I just feel like, uh, people should understand more?

idk sorry thank you for listening to me

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what does he mean by any of this

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what in the shoujo did these two have going on

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boss fight

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Past Life Session 3 prediction

The Square Hole will 100% backfire

Original screenshot

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Unpledged alliance

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Imagine if Pearl actually does leave the Villies. Not only would any other team probably treat her better, but I feel like Gem would be really upset about it.

Going from "Pearl will always team with me if I ask." to Pearl betraying her would be amazing.

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buff emo pearl…buff emo pearl 🐺🥀

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Pearly, Tilly, Milly and Billy! 🐺 ft. the Villys

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don't you remember?

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ive never seen a pikachu quite like them

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the circle goes in the

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So what'll happen to their garden when the roses get patched out?