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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

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what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

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phenomenon

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idk about that but i'd be willing to bet that tater is inspired at least a little bit by geno. i stg i read all of tater's dialogue in geno's voice in my head

some top dweeby sid moments right here

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This is literally this entire website in a nutshell

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

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this callout couldve been a block button

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yes, thanks for checking in

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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting

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Copan Building. São Paulo, Brazil,2017,

Photo by José Manuel Ballester

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Hecate!🌛

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Hey Oh let's go

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