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Weiss: Just once I wanna put my sword under your chin as you kneel beneath me and make you look up at me with fear and arousal in your eyes.

Jaune: You missed your shot. You're all potential- 'with my time dialating and summoning -' stop. If you wanna do that, go find Neptune because I've killed real opponents and seen more action than you. You let your dad pick you up and take you to Atlas for zero reason while I was murdering bandits and gang members.

Weiss: ... The broadsword suits you ... You made it yours...

Jaune: Ruby could prolly kiss you for saying that. She did the redesign.

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Lol.

Pyrrha/Jaune: *walking up to Nikos ancestral home in Argus*

Pyrrha: I’m so excited to show you where my family lives and introduce you to my extended family! 😃

Pyrrha: *knocking on the door* Though I should warn you, my grandmother can be a bit…traditional… 😅

Jaune: Grandma Nikos is traditional, got it! I’ll make sure to be as polite as I can-

Jaune: *suddenly flung against a wall* 🫨

Grandma Hippolyta Nikos: *holding Jaune by the throat with one hand and winding up the other for a punch* Boy, you have three seconds to explain why you are wearing PANTS in my house! 😡

Jaune: *kicking his feet in the air and struggling to breathe* 😨

Pyrrha: *tugging on her grandma’s fist* GRANDMOTHER, NO!!! 😫

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Weiss:

Jaune: You confuse validation with a mating call?

Weiss: Don't psychoanalyze me and I won't psychoanalyze you.

Jaune: Liar.

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Nice armor.

Jaune is in the cafeteria walking to his friends' table.

Cardin: Hey Jaune, that's a nice armor. Does it come in men?

Jaune: Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us

Cardin: *Stunned*

Nora: *Amazed* HOLY SHIT!!!

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Every Night

10 yo Jaune: I can't wait for the sleepover tonight.

Yang: It's gonna be awesome!

Ruby: Dad let us get pizza and sodas!

Jaune: Awesome!

Ruby: We're going to have the best sleepover ever!

Yang: I wish we could have a sleepover every night.

Jaune: Me too. My dad actually said that your dad could have me if he wanted.

RY: ...

RY: Dad! Jaune's dad is being mean again!

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Found it in reddit

They are like this sir.

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All comments are gold 💛

Shave

Jaune: So, I decided to shave this morning. It's the first time I've not had a beard since the kids were born so...

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Arc Kids: *Confused screaming*

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Jaune: They didn't take it well. And somehow, my wife took it even worse.

(Imagine your Jaune OTP)

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Jaune: Okay, everything is almost ready. Armor is polished, sword and shield are reinforced, my semblance is at the max I can hold it for, and that extra durability training will be put to the test. Now...the moment of truth.

*Ding!*

Jaune: Cookies are done. Which could only mean...*turns around* The beast awakens.

Ruby, Cookie-hangry: I SMELL CHOCOLATE CHIPS...FEED MAMA~!

Jaune, battle ready: THEY ARE FOR THE BAKESALE!

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Arkos commission for @covered-in-kisses

They’re in love. They’re so in love. And I love them. I love them so much your honor. I rest my case

Want some art of your own? [Buy Me A Ko-Fi]

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Jesus: - I didn’t die for this shit. Change the name.

why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots

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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

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She was perfect and crazier than him

She was his queen, and God help anyone who disrespected his queen

Jaune: Yas kween!

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{Previous}

RHETORIC [Legendary: Fail]

YOU - "I Fucked Your Sisterrrrrr ... Shitlips?" You are too far in to stop yourself when you realize the depravity of what you're saying, the last words slipping out like diarrhea from a Pant Leg.

EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - There's a brief flash of Rage in your chest as you imagine someone saying that to you about any of your sisters, let alone the Younger ones.

REACTION SPEED [Medium: Fail] - Perhaps your surprise at your words is greater than hers, as before you have a chance to move, ice is digging into your calves, Crawling up your legs, Binding you, You idiotic piece of shit! RUN is just about the best idea after insulting the General's Right hand, AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S OLDER SISTER!

PAIN THRESHOLD [Formidable: Success] - You manage to grit your teeth and take the piercing, searing cold in your legs. You don't alert anyone to what's taking place.

DRAMA [Medium: Success] - The Ice is slowing. She wants you to hurt before anything else.

WINTER SCHNEE - "She told me about how you were in Beacon." She looks you dead in the eye. There's no light, no kindness, and in many ways it would be less heart-stopping to look into the eyes of a Nevermore.

WINTER SCHNEE - "Upon meeting you, I had thought you would have been Different. I suppose I was wrong."

AUTHORITY [Easy: Success] She is wrong to bind you, to believe she has power over you. Not only that, but she is deciding to punish you for something both you and Weiss are in on. Has she even spoke to her sister about this?

1 - [PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - FORMIDABLE] - Break the Ice with Crocea Mors.

2 - [HALF LIGHT - MEDIUM] - She's leaning in close! Sucker Punch her and break her Focus!

3 - [DRAMA - LEGENDARY] - "Harder Mommy!"

4 - [INTERFACING - MEDIUM] - Send an Emergency signal out to your Friends.

5 - "HAVE YOU TALKED TO WEISS ABOUT THIS?"

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Casey's Supes Problem

Yes, mentally I am very much still here.

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Weiss??

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First, cool quality.

Second is that a revolver jointed to some rod? Like gun on stick? 😂

Oh weapons nerd Ruby, my beloved...